May 2012
86 posts
people will talk shit about an English or History degree but I bet you want us on your trivia team free pitchers all night bitch
my dream job is supervillan
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Sleeping doesn’t always work so I paint my nails, floss my teeth. I sit on the bathroom counter listening to headphones by myself at 4 am. I fantasize about a place where the air smells like tangerines.
This countertop is a quiet space, Thoreau’s Walden. I watched a thick, black spider flatten himself and crawl beneath the door earlier. I can hear the birds outside the glass-brick...
in my fridge: butter, unidentifiable stew
every time summer happens and I actually have free time, I spend none of it on tumblr
work for 12 hours
bake
arts and crafts
Anonymous asked: You ain't crazy, gurl/ You just my baby gurl
am I psycho for adamantly believing facebook will steal my soul
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Customer: wow your skin tone is so beautiful and fair blah blah you must really take care of it
Me: it must be the dark cloud that seems to follow me everywhere I go
It’s summer it’s summer it’s summer
astrobit:
if slugs were fast it would be very scary
when in doubt, freak 'em out.
Anonymous asked: saw you tonight
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